Spam!

And not the meat kind

 I had a pretty ridiculous spam comment in my folder today.

It was about working from home and all that stuff. The funny thing is, it was was talking to me like I was an adult. It was pretty goofed. This just tickled me. So I thought I'd share it.

                                                                                    -Dot




 

I'd Rather Be Whistling In The Dark

For anyone who doesn't get that, it's a They Might Be Giants song about what you'd rather be doing.

        That song pretty much fits this week. I was so unbelievably hectic. This explains my lack of a weekly post. I had a science test, a social studies project, a reading timeline, a memoir first draft, a math quiz, and math benchmarks. Not your average week. Not to mention my brothers got out of school on Wednesday, making me feel so much more agitated. What could I have been doing this week? I could've doodled, drafted, written poetry, sewn, and read. I hardly got to do anything but projects. This might have something to do with my horrible procrastination.*winks*
        One week till spring break! And about two weeks to my birthday! So here's to a stress-free next week!*clinks glass, accidentally spilling my grape juice it all over your shirt*. Whoops. Heheheheheheheheh

                                                                  -Dot

Translation is Here!

Just a quick reminder.

YOU CAN CHANGE THE BLOGS LANGUAGE! OMG! INTERNATIONAL READERS SHOULD BE LISTENING! LOCATED ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY BLOG. GO! GO TRANSLATE!

I like to yell

                                                                      -Dot

Celebration/Cat photo!

       
       As some of you already know, I recently reached 1250 page views! Woohoo! It doesn't seem like much, but it's kind of weird to think that if you double the amount of kids in school (around 600 or so) that's how many people have taken the time to glance at my blog. Hugs and waffles to you all! I'm also happy to say that there has been readers from over 10 different countries (I should probably add a translator...)!

So, thank you too my readers from:

-The United States (mah homies!)
-France
-Turkey
-The United Kingdom
-Russia
-Germany
-Ukraine
-Canada
-Poland
-Australia
-India
-Mexico

Celebratory cat photo/ March monthly cat photo!

                                                                           -Dot
   

  

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     *1250 page views! WOOOOOOOO! Thank all of you so much! This is amazing! So far we have had readers from over 10 different countries! Can you tell I'm excited? I should have some sort of celebration up soon!*

I came up with this during band.

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Two worlds collide
Dimensions crash
Twirling through each other

Each move choreographed
Like a deadly dance
Each more precise
Than the last

Like a racing horse
Destined to win
Chaos ensued

You may ask
What good can come of chaos?
But every action
Has an equal and opposite reaction

                                           -Dot
              

Oh Joy. Sickness.

To quote one of my favorite youtubers, danisnotonfire:
            "Like, literally, some peasant sneezed on me in the subway and now I feel like death"

My condition in one quote. I've lost my voice, so if I do have to go to school I will tape a sign to my shirt that reads:
       I've lost my voice. Can't find it. Deal with it.


                                                           -Dot

 (P.S)

I'm in the mood to post a cat photo.

                                 

My Idea Of a Story

I have an Atlanta trip in the works. But I'm lazy. See the original post on Doll Diaries here.

Theirs. Not Mine.

   “Why am I holding the piece of junk again?” Susy asks, examining the plastic box that resembled a phone “It doesn’t even work.” She dropped the phone on the top of the table on which she was posed.
    “C’mon Suz, let’s explore,” Maxine called, motioning to the unexplored room all around them   “It’ll clear your head.” Susy nodded kicking aside the imitation phone aside.
      “Let’s go.” Suzy prepared to jump, readied at the edge of the desk
     “ACHOO!” A large sneeze from behind Suzy startled her, sending her flying over the edge.   “Hey!” She cried from the floor. Maxine turned to see who the offender was. Grace, rubbing her red nose, her dog, Bonbon leaping on her chest, was laying on the desk next to the, now collapsed, background, which made the dreary desk look like a springtime park.
    “Sorry, the roses made me sneeze. I thought Ms. Diana knew I was allergic.” She explained while trying to extract Bonbon from her chest. All the remaining dolls looked on the, somewhat ridiculous, scene and tried not to laugh.
    “I’m sure she’ll realize now, now that you’ve made a mess of things” Alexis called from her perch at the cafe table. “I was pretending that I was actually at Paris instead of in this house in the middle of winter.”
    “I’m sure Grace didn’t mean to.” Maxine replied, and then she noticed that one member of their group has yet to say anything. “What ate you thinking, Hannah? You’ve been rather quite.”
    “I think we should help Suzy up from the floor. Or join her.” She said carefully
    “My vote goes to the latter, Hannah! You should see what’s down here!” Suzy muffled cry came from the floor, obviously excited. The dolls helped Grace up from the pile of background, and one by one, carefully descended to the floor, paying no attention the the large mess they had left for Ms.Diana to clean up. No, none of their thoughts were devoted to this, instead they were devoted to exploring the large unexplored expanse of the human world.


Yeah, I'm weird.

                                             -Dot